John Michael Decker was raised by coyotes in the Albany Pine Bush region of New York State. Although he has since learned to socialize fairly well with his fellow humans, he still cleans himself "in a special way," and has an unfortunate penchant for chasing after roadrunners. After an unsuccessful stint as a costumed vigilante, John took up acting which he claims, "doesn't get me beat up nearly as often." John can currently be seen playing "Major Balthazar Bumble," the nutty entomologist, at the Jekyll & Hyde Club. He is delighted to be helping "Lick the Spoon" save Christmas this year, and hopes that Santa will finally forgive him for the incident with the bear trap.

Debut with LtS:

  • "Lick the Spoon Saves Christmas"